Wanted to borrow: your retro phone

Do you have a non-cellphone, or a facsimile, or the handset of one, that we can use for a service? I am trying to accumulate a few dozen by October 28. No cellphones, please–we have plenty of those!

There is a plastic-protected basket by the back door of Room D to collect them. If it’s just a loan and you want it back, please label it with your name. Thank you! –Amy